Multi-Messenger Astrology
2024/03/28 by G. Walker, Gwen Walker, Walker, Gwen +7 · 6 voices
Physics and Astronomy · #Astronomy and Astrophysical Research #Historical Astronomy and Related Studies #History and Developments in Astronomy #astro-ph.HE #astro-ph.IM #hep-ph
paper · pdf · doi:10.48550/arxiv.2403.19749
openalex publication_date 2024/03/28 · openalex created_date 2025/10/10 · openalex updated_date 2026/07/28
Abstract
It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an O(1) fraction of our negative personality traits.
Discussions
- Some great arxiv papers for April fools day, my favourite this year is ‘multi-messenger astrology’ - arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749 [bsky, 4 points, 0 comments]
- Wenn Ihr was zum Lachen braucht, lest das Paper zur "Multi-Messenger Astrology"😂🤣
Oder hört Euch die Folge von "Das Universum" an, in der das Paper besprochen wird🤭
arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749 [bsky, 3 points, 1 comments]
- Halp I just snorted tea through my nose arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749 [bsky, 2 points, 0 comments]
- Multi-Messenger Astrology [hn, 2 points, 0 comments]
- arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749
Merci @fabricefrank.bsky.social pour cette pépite, les Béliers, calmez-vous, ça va bien se passer [bsky, 1 points, 0 comments]
- Ah, it took reading a few astro-ph titles before realizing today is, indeed, April 1st :P
arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749 [bsky, 0 points, 1 comments]
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